reblog   source:floccinaucinihilipilificationa  terrakion   notes:7595   posted:1 hour ago  






“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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reblog   source:kittiezandtittiez  littlebarbie600   notes:30934   posted:3 hours ago  

If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat?  And this fake mustache?
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Not everyone you lose is a loss.


(via expiry)

preach, preachhh

(via worldsofaraway)

reblog   source:theworldisafraidofus  hopepumpkin   notes:329   posted:3 hours ago  


Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

reblog   source:shutuupp  kanyezus   notes:71985   posted:13 hours ago  


hello there! i'm kyle :)